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There's cool and fun website that has real rock stars teaching you how to play guitar and other musical instruments!
Now Play It has got KT Tunstall teaching you her guitar style!

Valer Kuberch

Bahay Kubo in gayspeak

Valer kuberch, kahit jutay
Ang julamantrax donchi ay anek-anek.
Nyongkamas at nutring, nyogarilyas at kipay
Nyitaw, nyotaw, jutani.
Kundol, jutola, jupot jolabastrax
At mega join-join pa, jobanox nyustasa.
Nyubuyax, nyomatis, nyowang at luyax
And around the keme ay fulnes ng linga.

(galing sa blog ni Jessica Zafra, at nakita ko kay Leaflens)