Hooked

It's amusing to find out that some of my friends/family have been hooked on Facebook. Ika nga ng aking kaibigan... "Welcome to Facecrack!"

Yeah, that's potent crack indeed, worth billions! What could be the next? YouPorn? And how are we going to call this... wankcrack? or some kind of adultery? -- corny naman... anyways, the website actually exists and I can't wait to hear someone update their status on Facebook as... "I'm hooked on YouPorn!" -- o di ba?

I on the other hand, have not been bitten by the Facecrack bug yet, perhaps it's because I'm already hooked on the net, lahat-lahat na. I've kicked my smoking habit ages ago, 13 years to be exact and I've drastically cut down on my drinking, the binges are history, tanderkats na kasi -- believe me, my tolerance to alcohol is getting waaay too low. I shudder at the sight of an open bottle of tequila. Dry baby, dry!

My internet addiction is a perfect distraction from the things that I should be doing. How to kick this, I am figuring out, still. Maybe I should go back to drinking....